thick legs <3
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Lauren (aka. Poison Berryy) 20, US size 14/16.
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aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
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Lemon, there is a word, a once special word that’s been tragically co-opted by the romance industrial complex and I would hate to use it here and have you think that I am suggesting any type of romantic sentiment, let alone an invitation to scale bone mountain.
It’s a word that comes to us by way of the old high German luba from the latin lubera meaning “to be pleasing”. So, I’m going to use this word to describe how I feel about you in the way that our angalosaxin forefathers would have used it in reference to say…. “hot bowl of bear meet” or “your enemies skull, split”.
I love you too, Jack.
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Reblogging because this loop can probably keep us happy till Season 3.
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CANNOT BREATHE! HOLY SHIT! #JimCarrey
Weightlossproblems’ Favorite Things Giveaway!
In honor of Weightlossproblems turning 1 in October, the new (healthy) year, and all of you amazing followers, I will be hosting a giveaway! I wanted to make it really personal and something that will aid the winner in their own health journey (as well as be somewhat gender neutral), so I decided to give away some of my favorite products that have helped me in my own journey! The giveaway includes:
- The Hungry Girl: 200 Under 200 (200 recipes under 200 calories) cookbook
- A journal with a personalized motivational message from me
- A tupperware set with a large, divided container, a mini container, and a mini water bottle (great for taking your lunch to school/work)
- A 40 pack of green tea bags
- Vanilla chai tea
- Hand sanitizer (Something you should always use after the gym to prevent getting sick!)
- 3 Luna bars: Chocolate peppermint, white chocolate macadamia, and cookie dough
- A USB stick full of workout music
The Rules (read carefully!):
- Reblog only once! No one likes when their dash is clogged with the same giveaway post over and over again. One entry per blog.
- Reblogs only, no likes.
- You must be a U.S. resident. I wish I could have this open to all of my followers, but shipping costs are high and I didn’t want to wait until I had the money saved up to do this giveaway. I am having a separate international giveaway, which will be open only to those who don’t live in the U.S. and can’t enter this one. If you are picked for this giveaway, you must give me a valid United States address to send it to, otherwise I will pick another winner.
- You must be following weightlossproblems. I’ll obviously check if you’re picked as the winner.
- You must have your ask box turned on. I must have some way to contact you if you win and that will be done through your ask box. So make sure you have your ask box ability turned on to receive notification if you won.
- The giveaway will end at approximately 12 a.m. on February 1st. That means you have from now (1/20) til the last day of January (1/31) to reblog this! No reblogs will count starting February 1st, 2013.
- You must reply back to my ask notifying you of winning within a week! If I don’t hear back from you, I will choose another winner. That means you must be a relatively active blog! The winner should be announced and notified within the first two weeks of February.
- Winner will be chosen via random generator.
Thanks to all who enter and good luck!
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Scientists successfully generate gasoline out of thin air
Breakthrough technology takes carbon, hydrogen and oxygen from CO2 and water in the air to create methanol and then converts it into gasoline.We’ll never hear about this again. And we may never hear from those scientists again.
Amazing though.
Big Oil’s gonna be piiiiiiiiissed
Somebody go put these folks in the witness protection program before they get hits put on them by ExxonMobil
just in time for me to get my first whip
PUT THIS EVERYWHERE.
Now HERE’S a post that needs 4 million notes!
EVERYBODY REBLOG
I’ve actually heard of a man mysteriously disappearing after he refused to the government to not go through with his making of a substitute of gasoline with water. So everybody needs to reblog. Seriously.
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Fuck yeah, Tumblr!Elderly.
LOL. I turn even more elderly on Thursday. *looks at notes* There are only 24 of us? Wow.
A lot more now :)
30 and a half! And…
Um. I’m 55.
I turned 30 in October!
Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler’s pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.
It was an odd looking vine.
A hundred and fifty-seven castaways on a deserted island in the South China…
Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were.
There was no possibility of taking a walk that day.
When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow.
The woman hunched by the ashes of the dead fire, her big shoulders squared forward.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
So, I’m still around …just a ton of stress hitting me from lots of different places.
Things should be all cleared up toward mid/end next month.
Also, fair warning that once the “clearing up” commences, this blog probably will probably actually have some content.
Content to be included: sustainable living, urban homesteading, clean eating/clean living ….and my adventures therein.
Sherlock and other such rebloggings will still commence ;)
Is she not the epitome of glamor??? Mamma Honey Boo-Boo gives us EVERYTHING. She knows she’s fierce as fuck and she doesn’t care what anyone says.
fuck she’s an awesome role model
- she invested all of the money from the show into the kids educations
- she has a HAPPY family
- she doesn’t let anybody’s talking affect her
- she refuses to live beyond her means (she’s still the coupon queen)
- she encourages her family to give to charities
- she has a husband who loves her body and doesn’t want to lose weight just because people talk about her
- she doesn’t make her daughters feel bad about their problems
- i just really like this family
- fuck the people who talk about them because honestly their happier than most of the assholes who make fun of them
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“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
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FLAWLESS QUEEN!
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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am…
#DYING
This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.
hOW DID
O.o WHAT THE WHAT!? LOVE!
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